coeur-du-lion asked: Your posts are making me horny. brb while I masticate.
When you’re done chewing, you should jerk off.
Anonymous asked: No that's ok that would make me feel way too important and you don't want to do that I can get greedy with power once my mom gave me the key to our front door and I ended up getting arrested by a gang of hooleegans who wanted me lunch money and then they took my key and my mom got scared because the hooleegans could get into our house so we changed the locks and holy shit it's like I'm downloading 50,000 movies at once. They aren't even good movies. Bad porno quality or something similar omg
Omfg who are you, you’re hilarious what is even going on.