I was just un-friended on Facebook by a high school classmate because I responded to his status with a light-hearted sarcastic joke. OMG I’m soo sad. He was really a treasured friend. I’m gonna go kill myself now. Pfffft. If I lost a friend or a follower every time I responded with something snarky and sarcastic, then I wouldn’t have any friends or followers left. Right?
Right guys?
Hello?
Anyone still here?
You’ll never get rid of me.
July 2012
“i dont care about looks”
LIAR
YOU’RE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING
June 2012
The Absolute Funniest Posts! →
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
Master and His Pet: Kiddie Porn Clarification →
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Just to clarify: i will have nothing to do with anyone under the age of 18 years. i will not post anything that i suspect shows anyone under 18. i will not reblog anything that i suspect shows someone under 18. i will not follow the blog of anyone who says they are under 18….
I get that the content of your blog isn’t appropriate for kids, but I feel like blocking people just because of their age seems a bit… rude. I dunno.
OMG THERE WAS A HUGE STORM WHERE I LIVE AND A TREE FELL SO I SENT A PICTURE IN TO THE NEWS ‘CAUSE THEY ASK FOR THAT KIND OF SHIT AND I DON’T SORT MY PICTURES INTO FOLDERS AND I ACCIDENTLY SENT THEM THIS:
That’s my storm face.
