June 2012
I really want a bumper sticker that says,
juliagewlia:
“Oh, you don’t have a uterus? Well please respect mine. #Prochoice”
I want one that says, oh you don’t have a uterus? I know you’re jealous but stay out of mine.
A piece of advice for girls:
likeloveadore:
Do not take Valium.
Do not take Valium and then take pictures of your boobs.
Do not take Valium and then take pictures of your boobs and post them on the Internet.
It will continue to come back to haunt you even years later.
Just don’t do it. Trust me lol.
Take all the drugs you want, I think the real lesson here is never upload your own nudes. Or give them to someone...
boobs-and-champagne:
huntersandangels:
I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
Really? I use sarcasm because fuck you.
cespur:
the 2nd biggest newspaper in my country has an entire page dedicated to a piece about mitt romney with the title “in a normal country romney would be defeated”
He will be defeated. Bahahahahaaa. #goobamago
clairesawyer:
so excited for the zombie apocalypse i’ll never have to take math again
You’ll never have to have air conditioning, cable, internet, cell phones, ice cream, any kind of perishable food, indoor plumbing, a good nights sleep, power…. In short, just take Math. It’ll be over soon enough and you can live the rest of your life with all the modern conveniences that...
teacher: you are taking a test why do i hear talking
me: because u have ears
: *high-fives the person next to me and double backflips out of the room onto a motorcycle with lady gaga's head on it and drives off into the sunset screaming yolo*
May 2012
Saying God doesn't likes homosexuals is like being...
The first time you saw porn on tumblr
sodamnrelatable:
“is this legal?!”
Now its just like:
via sodamnrelatable
Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
On Tumblr, you're only noticed if →
ayedumbhoe:
you look like this:
you have the money to buy clothes like this:
you own a camera like this:
or you’re in a cute relationship like this:
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
