my-placenta-is-on-fire: scarecrowartist: bekkaa: sweeter-than-tea: Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”. My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it can we say socks instead of yolo? yes. Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS
ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
The Frogman: Dear Yahoo, →
thefrogman: First, I would like to welcome you to this wonderful tumblr community. Most of us just sign up for free, but I guess paying a billion dollars works too. A lot of us are apprehensive about your presence in our space. I’m afraid we don’t like change very much. Whenever something big happens, we…
iwishihadafather: FACT: if you take fast food out of its packaging and put it on a plate it loses all its calories and becomes healthy so eat up Eating fast food on real plates makes me uncomfortable lol
marathemara: alexisturtle: 10000bc: since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need why doesn’t this have more notes? ...
aquify: why don’t you guys ask me questions like are you even curious about me do you wanna know my middle name my last name my favorite color my favorite movie my netflix account information the hospital i was born my social security number my blood type when i sold my soul to satan
how to fall in love
cheshiresparadox: Find a complete stranger. Reveal to each other intimate details about your lives for half an hour. Then, stare deeply into each other’s eyes without talking for four minutes. New York psychologist, Professor Arthur Aron, has been studying why people fall in love. He asked his subjects to carry out the above 3 steps and found that many of his couples felt deeply...
doctorpsycho: gurotesquegirl: LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE
toomanyducttapetoomanyrope: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: ponyboyismyhomeboy: my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve...
What do sad people have in common? It seems they have all built a shrine to...– Stop Being So Religious by Hafiz (via loveyourchaos)
I feel like I'm Gollum.
timelordsrus: whoishannahh: My mom: “Go do some laundry” Me: Looks at math homework: There’s no food in the fridge: Make an A on a test: Having social interaction: The fridge one though.
failfox: lovewithoutfearofsociety: pockytardis: omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he...
lnnea: I said something once and it didn’t really go very well
toinfinityandbeyonce: i had this super christian friend once and one time she literally said to my face “i wish you were coming to heaven with me”